Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Last time i carry you out of a forest
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Randomize
