My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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