I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I need a beard to bite.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize
