no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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