My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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