I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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