I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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