i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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