Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
