butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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