so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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