Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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