just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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