The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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