I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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