kristin has been a bad kristin
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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