He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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