i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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