That's intense
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
What a dumb baby whore.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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