Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
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