Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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