The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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