That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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