: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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