do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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