It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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