The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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