let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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