would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Randomize
