babies were throwing up all over the place
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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