Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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