i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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