when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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