What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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