i just made my gag reflex go away.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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