Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
soo... how was my night?
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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