White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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