My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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