You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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