I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
there was a trapeze. enough said
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
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I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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