I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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