Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
