If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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