apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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