no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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