The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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