Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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