I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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