She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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