yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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