you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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