she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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