so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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