kristin has been a bad kristin
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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