I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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